After sitting here and staring at this and feeling like a horrible person that has to do what I have to do, I didn’t edit this review. It is what it is, and it is pretty snarky. But, I have to be honest and fair. And that is what it is, as it is. And so it is.
Look. I don’t want to keep repeating myself. I really don’t. I’m not mean in my reviews. Not the negative ones, not any of them. But I’m tired. There’s a big review coming tomorrow and thank all the crows it is a glowing review because it hurt my brain out of fear of screwing it up. And then I had to go back to this.
Thank you HarperTeen for an ARC in exchange for an honest review and I hope you don’t hate me forever but this is honest.
The truth? Putting the brutal in brutal honesty? I almost didn’t even write this review. But I finished Verify. So, I’m writing it. And since I’m writing it and I don’t want to repeat myself and I haven’t eaten yet (it is 5:38 PM in St. Louis) and I don’t even know if I peed yet today. Maybe I did. I’m not really sure. But all that being said I need to just go ahead and get this done before something else comes up and stops it.
I finished Verify like I don’t know psh… days ago. And I just. It just. It had me tired. But I was gonna write it and then I ran over all the kittens because of Memory Thief. And so it didn’t happen. And that was on the heels of another bad review and I don’t write this many negative reviews. I feel like a horrible person. So, I almost just said f’ it.
Look. Even Gomez is damn tired. And that ain’t cool man. It just ain’t cool.
And it isn’t like I throw my reviews. I don’t do that, either. I just don’t normally run into a string of books like this that are this far off the mark. I mean, meh books. Sure, yeah ok. I can get in and out of those reviews and whatever because there is good and bad in those, and fine. Not everything is going to smell like roses.
My Aunt Jess used to say her farts smelled like roses. Of course, they didn’t. But that’s not the point. Because, unfortunately for Joelle Charbonneau, this is a dutch oven and that’s a shame because her last book? Time Bomb? It was a good middle grade version of This is Where it Ends. I read it way before I started this blog. But it was to This is Where it Ends what Dear Martin is to The Hate U Give. And so, I had hope for Verify because you have to have hope. Even if it is Bob.
And then you lose that, too. And why did I lose hope? Including Bob? Because of the obvious and that is just the start of Verify’s problems. YOU GOTTA WORK WITH ME. GIVE ME A BREAD CRUMB. IT ISN’T DIFFICULT. I don’t need a bungee cord to suspend disbelief. Get some plaster and close the damn plot holes. Now that, that is done…
…the rest of the story. Meri. Poor Meri has lost her mom. Like not lost her because she went out for bread and Meri doesn’t know what store she is at. No like dead. Oh, but wait! Bonus points. She stays dead! YAY! I’m not morbid. Go read my Grim Reaper post.
But Meri isn’t so much as a character as much as she is a stick figure. I couldn’t care less that Meri’s mother is dead beside the fact that at least there is enough respect shown for death that mom stays dead. I just didn’t care.
Hell, I didn’t even bat an eyelash when she dealt with her alcoholic dad and I had an alcoholic abusive dad. I always sit-up and take notice to see if that is at the very least, handled responsibly. But nope. Nada. Nothing.
And when Meri’s mother left clues behind that are supposed to get Meri to realize that the utopia, she thinks she’s living in is actually some bubble of manufactured bliss? I didn’t really care much about that either. But unfortunately, Meri did.
In fact, I would’ve been perfectly fine if Meri had decided, you know what Mom? Fuck you. You are dead and I’m still in this God forsaken futuristic (or at least I think it is futuristic- but one issue at a time) Chicago (that’s ANOTHER shitshow- I’m telling you this book is one chromosome from being an amoeba) and so screw you and your clues, I’m happy being blissfully ignorant.
Unfortunately, she doesn’t do that. Nope. Instead Meri starts following the clues to figure out what the government is up to. And without giving away the ending because lord knows you may want to read this at some point in your life?! She starts finding out that all the “factual” news everyone is reading, textbooks that tell only the “truth” in school and the picturesque, perfect country she lives in is just a bunch of – you have to see where this is going, right?
… fake news. You can’t help but picture Trump watching Fox and Friends 24/7 screaming MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, which would be a great dose of art reflecting reality, if the plot didn’t BEAT THE HORSE TO DEATH.
Now about that setting. First the timeline. What timeline? What is time, anyway? I mean if we aren’t given a time, dystopia could be in the past, present, future? Who knows? We sure don’t. Not really. I mean we are kinda left to guess at it for the most part, which is eternally annoying.
And then there is Chicago. Look. I lived in Chicago for almost two years. That city has some ‘tude. I enjoyed my time in Chicago.
Minus the fact that Chicago is mentioned in the synopsis? I COULD HAVE BEEN STANDING ON THE “BEACH” AND WOULD HAVE HAD NO CLUE VERIFY WAS SET IN CHICAGO UNTIL CHARBONNEAU STARTED DROPPING LANDMARKS.
I’m pretty sure you could be Jonathan MF Toews and you wouldn’t know it was set in Chicago. And if you don’t know who that is?
Now about the ending. Oh, don’t worry. I couldn’t spoil it if I wanted to. You know why? I have NO EARTHLY CLUE WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON. First of all, like all of a sudden, the book goes from a bunch of people that Meri finds out have been sitting around knowing what is going on but doing nothing to superwoman who convinces all of the people of all of the things.
Then like crash bing bang boom the book is over. And the scary part is that this is a series. GOD HELP ME. There is more coming. I’d rather Time Bomb had been a series even if it meant blowing up another school.
Jesus. I just talked about blowing up a second school to keep a series going and stopping this one. I could keep going but I’m just going to stop here now. Goodnight Gracie.
12 thoughts on “Verify by Joelle Charbonneau Comes Out 9/24 And It Has Me Tired. I'm Just Tired.”
Sometimes you just gotta let it out with the Bad Review! I hate writing them for the most part, but sometimes it must be done
I agree completely. I’ve written them before. I have even done them on blog tours and gave the people running the tour a heads up. You are absolutely right. The reason why I felt bad about this one but just decided to let it go is because of the level of snark in it. I didn’t think I had that in me lol. But I guess I’m being my own worst critic. Because my mom and you guys and others in the community haven’t commented publicly have all said either it was well written or look it was a funny way to come at a negative review but not nasty or a personal attack, so it is fine. And I guess I’ve just never done that kind of negative review, so I that is what bothered me. But I love everyone for coming and reading it and supporting my insecurity in having wrote it. It won’t happen this way always. But I’m sure it will happen again. Maybe, like my grim reaper rant, I need to do a suspend disbelief rant lol
Yeah! Lots of people have strong opinions on the whole ‘do you say if you do not like a book?’issue and it is hard.
I have been honest when I don’t like something because not all books will thrill all readers,it’s just not possible.
But saying why is so much better than just going ‘meh,I threw it across the room’ and I genuinely think you have
Rachel as you are around my little part of the world more you will come to find I have no issue giving my opinion lol.???????? Good bad and ugly. My problem with this review? Was, I think, that this might just be one of the worst books I’ve read (that I didn’t DNF and maybe, at the end of the day that is the problem, for some reason I didnt stop and I should have, because if I had just stopped I wouldnt have reviewed it- well not publically anyway) since I started blogging. And the level of snark is just … I couldnt help it lol????♀️. Plus it was just at a point between the emmys pissing me off and I’ve just hadto repeat this whole suspending disbelief thing too often lately… it is lazy writing.
And seriously I’m easy to get there… and I knew this author’s work… so it is just like I had, had it. I just felt bad. Now someone last night told me to shut up because it is actually hysterical and so that is iust one way to review a bad book… ????♀️and ok maybe that is ok and maybe that is how I found out I handle these kind of reviews. I just didnt know I was capable of it I guess lol.????♀️
Thank you for coming over to read and support me ????
Haha loved this review. Also Gomez is so cute!! Where did you come up with the name Gomez?
Gomez sats hi!!! He is named after a British band that I’m a huge fan of 🙂 They are randomly named after an incident when a friend of theirs couldn’t find them and his name is Gomez so they made a sign that said Gomez this way with an arrow so everyone assumed that was their name and that is how they got their name lol
Ooh that’s cool!
Sooo … I finished this … and wow, that’s disappointing. Your review is pretty apropos. I wouldn’t feel too bad if I were you. I thought the idea was an interesting one, but the execution … not so much. I didn’t really care about any of the characters (and actually ended up really hating Meri’s mother). The romance just sort of smacks you in the face out of nowhere. And also … what even is that ending? I’m confused, too. I have no idea what they were doing or what the plan was, but I HATE endings that end in media res. It feels like such a cop-out to me.
And my soul is restored. I think I needed someone else who read the book to validate my exhaustion and snark. Thank you. ????
Ugh yea, not done at all. This didn’t really grab my interest when I first read the plot summary and this makes me not want to even touch it ????
And now everyone is like… did you see? The sequel arc is up. And I’m just like. You are doing this to vex me, right??