In the meantime, I have a vital question for all fans of The Cruel Prince, The Wicked King (no spoilers – promise) and the lovely Leigh Bardugo’s Six of Crows and Crooked Kingdom (I’m not even kidding-stay with me kids) … There may or may not have been a dream …where this actually makes a fantastic podcast except who is as insane as I am? Exactly.
Here. It. Goes:
If, in a futile attempt to convince each other that they don’t have this twisted dance of entangled intoxication going on, Jude and Cardan set each other up with Kaz Brekker and Inej Ghafa (yes THAT Kaz and Inej– I’m mashing up with Leigh Bardugo’s Six of Crows); and in an exercise of futility, to convince each other that of course there’s nothing happening between them, they accepted said dates, what would happen?
A) Nina would cook a lot of waffles for the dinner.
B) Nicasia would attempt to shoot Inej but Jesper would actually shoot Cardan first (On Kaz’s command).
C) Wyland and the Bomb would duel out killing each male date under the auspices of servers with bombs made to look like waffles
D) Matthias’s ghost would look on at all of the above and remark… this is exactly why my ghost would NEVER associate with your ghosts.
Now as I go get some waffles and let my review marinate– please comment below with your answers, along with all the good, bad, jurda parem and faerie fruit infused thoughts below! I’m dying to hear it all!
No mourners… Hold tight to your power once acquired!